So this Bastard Fly was driving me crazy last night. I was lying in bed trying to relax and fall asleep, and he starts buzzing around the room like a noisy little airplane. So I get up and get my electric fly swatter (thanks Amy :D), but apparently he knows that I'm after him because now he is silent, and nowhere to be found. After a couple of minutes of searching for him I shut off the light and lay back down, keeping my fly swatter handy. Just a few moments later I hear him buzzing around again. And he's getting closer. The gosh darn thing smacks me in the face and lands on my pillow! I jump up, turn on the light and he's still there on my pillow! Ewwwwwww!! Get off! I literally have to pick the pillow up and shake him off, 'cuz I'm not going to zap him on the pillow!
I grab my electric swatter, and now I am determined. This fly will not live, and I will sleep. Hailey and Susie are looking at me like I am a complete crazy women. No way am I taking my eyes off of this obnoxious creature. It takes several tries, lots of flailing and jumping and swatting the ceiling and air before Finally! I ZAP him. And............he lands on my pillow! Whaaaatttt???? Seriously? So here I am, lying in my quiet, peaceful bedroom. Minus one pillowcase and ready to relax and fall asleep.
LOL Glad that you're finally going to be able to sleep, and that there's one less annoying fly in the world.
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